Jokes for a smile, chuckle, giggle....
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TEACHER: Why do they say the pen is mightier than the sword?
PUPIL: Because no one has yet invented a ballpoint sword.
TEACHER: Use "defeat," "defense" and "detail" in a sentence.
PUPIL: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail.
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
Have a fairy great weekend everyone- I'll be working on homework...
Find these jokes here
TEACHER: Why do they say the pen is mightier than the sword?
PUPIL: Because no one has yet invented a ballpoint sword.
TEACHER: Use "defeat," "defense" and "detail" in a sentence.
PUPIL: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail.
The next joke you can find HERE
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
Have a fairy great weekend everyone- I'll be working on homework...
20 comments:
ROFL at the Watson one. I'm glad I wasn't drinking my milk when I was reading it. :D
Loved the rabbit one! Watson always amazed me with how out of touch his intelligence was :)
Happy Homeworking and a have a great weekend!
Jules @ Trying To Get Over The Rainbow
Love all of them, but the Watson one was my favorite!
lulz...thanks for making my day :)
I love the Sherlock one! It's so funny!
LOL, the rabbit one is my fave! Thanks for the laughs. Have a great weekend!
I love the Holmes/Watson one! :)
Have a wonderful weekend!
I do like the Sherlock Holmes one! LOL! Take care
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Loved the tent joke---but that's probably because I used to camp out.
Ballpoint sword? No.
Ballpoint knife? Yes!
See: http://www.tbotech.com/penknives.htm
I particularly liked the rabbit joke. And of course, Percy Jackson does have a pen that's a sword. I always liked that little detail...
OK, I was also lost in the stars and didn't see the Stolen Tent one coming!
Lol, awesome jokes. Made my morning fun :)
LOL. I thought Watson was pretty smart until he (and I) got caught by Sherlock. Can I get a 'DUH'! Thanks for the funny.
Thanks for the chuckle.
LOL. Like Jules, I always found it amusing how Dr. Watson was so out of sync with the world right in front of him. Loved the jokes. Have a great weekend. Work ate up my world these past 10 days. Roland
Love, love, love the Holmes and Watson joke!
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Watson and Holmes - never took too the books as a child but we have new pair on TV who have kindled my interest - I like a joke to make the day swing - thanks
This is such a crack up. Hope you had a great weekend. I'm into Monday here and getting around to my crusader groups AT LAST!
Denise<3
Haha. Great post.
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