Its Monday I leave you with a joke to ease the pain of the beginning of the week and I have updated the blogfest page again so be sure to check it out. Have a fairy wonderful day everyone!
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An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
*** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn`t mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman`s cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:
"Bet you`re sorry you had me neutered."
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
*** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn`t mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman`s cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:
"Bet you`re sorry you had me neutered."
19 comments:
Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. LOL.
LOL...that was great!
Nancy
N. R. Williams, The Treasures of Carmelidrium
LOL.
Be careful what you wish for coming into play--again. :P
That was awesome!
That was a funny. More of a problem for him, I'm thinking :D
HAHA love it!
*laughs* nice one, Summer.
Ha ha that made my day
HA!! GIGGIDY!!
Love that joke! I have had a technical nightmare day. Thanks for making me smile.
LOL!!!!!!! Well I didn't see that coming!! LOL!
Thank you for this lovely Summer!! Have a fab Monday!! Take care
x
Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee...Loved it!
Hilarious! Poor old woman!
Hilarious! Poor old lady!
Summer - about your comment on poetry in my excerpt vlogs, I'd love more of it. Poems are so evocative, I could do a lot with them.
Too funny. That would be my luck.
Very funny :)
LOL! Oh that is just so funny. =)
Bad, bad, bad...and soooo funny!!
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