A-Z: "O"

Dear Obligations,

I object to your consistent restraint, your obsessive idea of keeping me busy, and your occultist time management theories. Your continued resistance to my desires to do what I please are an occupational hazard. You occupy my time with offensive errands, homework, and activities. I find your whining in my head obstructive to my imagination. I am taking this opportunity to tell you I have no other option but to order you out of my thoughts and daily habits, as you are hindering my ability to be free.